Not in my house thank goodness. BUT there is a small cute button called Pip who has just landed from planet sausage in her new home in Aberdeen and there is no two ways about it - she is a cutie pie. "She" the woman who claims to love me, is desperate to go North... Continue Reading →

You may laugh. its not funny being so small I trail through the snow like a stone. Its cold under there I can tell you. Its not helped by the laughing and pointing my shop seems to elect from passersby. Please be thoughtful the next time you see a low slung sausage sashaying in the... Continue Reading →