Not in my house thank goodness. BUT there is a small cute button called Pip who has just landed from planet sausage in her new home in Aberdeen and there is no two ways about it – she is a cutie pie.
“She” the woman who claims to love me, is desperate to go North and snuggle it. I have to confess I am slightly anxious – will she prefer it to me? Will I be “let go”? Will I need to google ‘new homes for disillusioned sausages?” and if I do what will come up.
Its all a bit of a concern and in order to calm myself I have identified a tennis ball which I will chew until the fluff is all in my tum – that usually helps. Anyway heres a photo of Pip.